The Uni Life

Here are my top reasons why The Uni Life is for me:

1. Bacon Fest - being able to share a 25 rashened pack of bacon with my fellow bacon lovers.
2. Alcoholism - being able to consume large amounts of CHEAP alcohol on a daily basic.
3. Sleeping - being able to sleep till early afternoon at least 4 times a week.

So to conclude:

The Learning style consists of recovering from 'drunkness' by sleeping, then preparing for 'drunkness' by eating. The process is simple and should not take you long to learn....good luck.